left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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