the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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