best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I will be naked everywhere
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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