"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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