Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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