She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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