i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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