At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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