made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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