I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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