i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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