Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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