Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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