Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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