Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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