he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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