This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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