coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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