Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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