I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I intend to get homeless drunk
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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