My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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