dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I need a burrito and a hug.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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