i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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