I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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