he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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