That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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