it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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