Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
No subtext here. People are naked.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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