i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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