I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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