I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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