ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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