I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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