Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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