it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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