only you would photoshop your dick
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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