ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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