So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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