Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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