I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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