I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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