I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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