dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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