This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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