pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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