so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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