Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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