You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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