Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
so let's talk penis.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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