I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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