i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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