its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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