Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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