Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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