put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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